Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days Card Deck
Because some days just deserve a stronger pep talk. This unapologetically honest affirmation deck from Brass Monkey delivers 100 blunt, hilarious, and oddly motivating messages to help you power through life’s more ridiculous moments. Whether you're spiraling, procrastinating, or just over it, pull a card and get the kind of encouragement that actually feels real—no fluff, just facts (and maybe a little attitude).
Product Details
- Includes 100 unique affirmation cards
- Tone: sarcastic, honest, and surprisingly uplifting
- Card size: 3.5” x 5”
- Packaged in a display-worthy two-piece box (4” x 5.3” x 1.7”)
- Printed on durable, heavyweight stock
Description
Because some days just deserve a stronger pep talk. This unapologetically honest affirmation deck from Brass Monkey delivers 100 blunt, hilarious, and oddly motivating messages to help you power through life’s more ridiculous moments. Whether you're spiraling, procrastinating, or just over it, pull a card and get the kind of encouragement that actually feels real—no fluff, just facts (and maybe a little attitude).
Product Details
- Includes 100 unique affirmation cards
- Tone: sarcastic, honest, and surprisingly uplifting
- Card size: 3.5” x 5”
- Packaged in a display-worthy two-piece box (4” x 5.3” x 1.7”)
- Printed on durable, heavyweight stock
